PROOF!

December 7th, 2011

Well she caught us. Our buddy Claire B  got these pictures of me, Santa and the snowbudies getting her house ready for Christmas. And we were trying to be so sneaky. I guess I should not have used my outside voice. Darn you outside voice! You’ve ruined Christmas for everyone. Now they all know how Santa works!!

 

Ah, who am I kidding? I can’t stay mad at you, outside voice.

 

THANKS CLAIRE!!!!!! (Outside voice)

 

Alien invasion? Where?

December 6th, 2011

Seriously. I don’t see any…

Oh! There they are.

A little help, people!

 

Thanks to Sharon C. for the awesome photos of my alien abduction!!!

Hello fall.

October 12th, 2011

Let’s play.

Puddles!

October 10th, 2011

Only mom’s hate ‘em.

Well now I’m evil.

October 3rd, 2011

Don’t you hate it when you get into a transporter accident and you turn evil? And then you find yourself having to plot an evil scheme to take over whatever world you happen to be on while still pretending you’re not evil but everyone can totally tell because you have a goatee now and you’re constantly stroking it and laughing at the end of every sentence then someone figures out how to revert the process just as you’re about to execute your scheme.

Don’t you hate that?

It happens to me ALL the time.

Bwaahhahaha. By the way.

FREE PLUSH AGAIN!

September 29th, 2011

I’m giving away more plusies this week! Answer the following question about Asteroid Andy and his friends and then email your answer to asteroidandy@hallmark.com for your chance to win one of TWO free plushies this week!

The question is: In the short “Action News” what does Willie’s new haircut make his head look like? (there are several correct answers).

Visit asteroidandy.com and click on “shorts” for your clue. We’ll announce the winners on Monday, October 3rd. Please share this post with your plush-hungry pals!

 

Big underwear not included!

Win a free plushie!

September 21st, 2011

A plushie of me, not Phineas. That guy is WAAAAYY too famous to be giving away plushies. If you want a free Phineas plushie you gotta be connected. You gotta know someone like that nice Mr. Chris who took me in to meet the big TV star.

On an unrelated note, I was  escorted out by security for hugging him too long.

Anyway, here’s how to win. First “like” my facebook page. If you’re too young, ask your parents to handle this. Next keep an eye out for my weekly trivia contest on facebook. Finally, win that contest and a plushie will be yours!

I CAN’T EVEN MAKE IT ANY EASIER!

WOOT!

Pirate Pete’s got Jokes!

September 19th, 2011

Happy “Talk Like A Pirate Day”, you scurvy cats!

Moto in the sky

September 14th, 2011
That dog loves to cloud skate.

 

My friend Rex.

September 12th, 2011

Sometimes you pick your friends, sometimes they pick you. Rex picked me to be his bestest friend. I didn’t have anything better going on so I went with it.

Turns out, not a bad deal. He’s funny and wet and very, very rich. He sleeps on a bed or diamonds and unicorn tails. His dad owns the internet and the letters “P” and “A”.

He’s THAT rich!

 

Thanks to Kyle for the picture! You rock!