You think you know about owls? Well you don’t know as much as Johnson I bet. But I’ve said too much. Keep an eye out for our new short coming really soon.
Sneaky peek.
February 4th, 2010
A NEW SHORT!
January 27th, 2010
It’s very important that you brush your teeth every day. If you’re from Vega 2, it’s very important that you swab your subesophageal ganglion every third semi-season. If you don’t know where your subesophageal ganglion are, you’re not from Vega 2. The rest of us toothy types need to brush like… after every meal or something. AND, no fair just brushing them really fast. You need to brush them for a long time. So check out my new short “Brush your teeth!” to see how to brush longer AND have a good time doing it. YOU’RE WELCOME!
OH WAIT… there’s more. If you like the short… check out the t-shirt based on the short. It doesn’t control tartar or anything, but it reminds people that you may be into brushing or swabbing.
No thank you! By Spencer
January 23rd, 2010
No thank you to these lunch items:
* White milk (I like chocolate milk.)
* Salad (It tastes like leaves.)
* Carrots (They make my teeth feel weird.)
* Egg rolls (I have never tried them!)
* Muffins (They are terrible.)
Let me know if you agree.
Find me!
January 16th, 2010
I time-traveled back to 1964 to do some shopping. The tricky part about time travel is that you sometimes run into yourself because you might go to the same point in time a bunch of times. Click on the picture and see how many Andy’s you can spot!
If you happen to have an awesome shirt…
January 9th, 2010
Check out Chloe and Spencer! If there are kids who are more stylish than these two, I don’t want to know about it. That would be too stylish. You’d have to wear top hats and opera capes if you wanna be more stylish. No thank you.
You may remember Chloe from her excellent voice-over on “Robotic Hand“. Spencer was the good-natured kid that got nailed repeatedly by the Strato-ball in “Sports Scene“. Some nice person (hello, me!) got them these awesome shirts for Christmas.
What did you get, Sparky?
Merry Christmas!
December 22nd, 2009Happy Holidays to all you monkeys out there in internet land! We here at Asteroidandy.com are thankful you guys came over to play. Most of you are welcome back anytime!
Christmas Lights
December 8th, 2009
You’d think with all these Christmas lights on it would be a lot warmer around here.
JET PACKS!
December 6th, 2009
This is Buddy Rocketman Michaelson. He’s the youngest person ever to own his own rocket pack. He’s also the youngest guy to ever operate a rocket powered vehicle.
Jet packing without a force field isn’t always the best idea, but having an adult around and a big big helmet is a good start (His helmet is almost as big as mine… almost). Check out all the other folks who like to strap rockets to their back, chairs and bikes here.
Stay safe, Rocketman!
